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<p>&quot;Do you hear that?&quot;<br /

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Thu, 09/18/2025 - 06:57

"Do you hear that?"
"What."
"What bird is that?"
"Is that the one that says 'Drink your teabody, teabody, teabody?'"
"Argh! No. It doesn't sound like that at all. And, you're mixing them up!"
"Actually, I think it's your cell phone. Are you getting a ?"
"What? Oh! You're right!"

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@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Thu, 09/18/2025 - 06:49

Have you written something blasphemous? Tell us about it.

As an atheist, the word "blasphemous" doesn't really mean anything to me. Of course, even those who are religious are atheist with respect to the thousands of other religions that exist. I expect that some religions would consider much or all of what I've written to be blasphemous. My Better Angels stories about the HodFollowers would probably be right up there. As is this story fragment: https://wandering.shop/@stevendbrewer/111627351548007353

<p>Looking for story titles, I used a

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Wed, 09/17/2025 - 21:31

Looking for story titles, I used a regular expression to find words that end with -lands. https://stevendbrewer.com/regular-expressions-are-magic/

<p>&quot;How about dessert?&quot; Sisi

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Wed, 09/17/2025 - 12:44

"How about dessert?" Sisi asked.
"What would you like?"
The Angels all spoke at once. Five said, "Lollipops!" and four said, "Bubblegum!"
"Anything else?"
Bebe raised her hand.
"Yes, Bebe?"
She raised up her teddy bear. "Bellotrix would like a Fun Meal and lollipop too."
David sighed. (2/2)

<p>&quot;I&#39;m making a <a href=

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Wed, 09/17/2025 - 12:44

"I'm making a of what to bring for our picnic," David said to the Better Angels. "What do you want? Zaza?"
"A Fun Meal."
David made a note on his device.
"Anyone else want a Fun Meal?"
All of the other Angels raised their hands. David rolled his eyes.
"Nine Fun Meals. What else?" (1/2)

<p>I&#39;m simultaneously working on

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Wed, 09/17/2025 - 12:08

I'm simultaneously working on manuscripts for a scientific article, an article about bookselling, a blog post, and a horror short story. It makes for weird context switches when I move from one to another.

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@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Tue, 09/16/2025 - 07:32

Share a snippet with a color in it

Here's a bit with 2 for the price of 1:

Curtiss arrived at the aerodrome where he saw an airship being readied. She was a small craft with the name, *Cherry's Chastity*, painted in red on her white envelope. A heavy-set, bearded man met him at the ramp and gruffly directed him to a tiny cabin for the flight. Within minutes, the blue towlines of the remmers appeared and the craft rose silently into the calm, evening air, turning north and west.

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@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Mon, 09/15/2025 - 10:40

How do your immediate surroundings influence your work?

I don't think surroundings make much difference at all. I do have a truly magical place to write in the summer: https://stevendbrewer.com/a-truly-magical-place-to-write/ In the winter I'm in my windowless office in the basement. But my productivity doesn't change much.

What does impact my productivity is other life circumstances, although it's complicated. Stress can either decrease or increase my productivity — or both. Or change what I want to write.

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@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Mon, 09/15/2025 - 08:20

Do any of your characters create any form of art?

In *The Better Angels and the Absolutely Apropos Arrangement* (in *Better Angels: Tour de Force*), the Angels participate in an ikebana (Japanese flower arranging) contest. To their surprise, Sssindy (a 10-meter long, thicc, pink snake) has also contributed an entry.

<p>Their shoes made sucking sounds as

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Mon, 09/15/2025 - 07:26

Their shoes made sucking sounds as they waded through muck.
"Ugh! I hate this stinking ," one man said.
"Technically, this is a fen," said the other. "Bogs form from rainwater, while fens are inundated by ground water which is richer in dissolved…"
"I hate this stinking swamp!"
"Me too."

<p>The bear ambled up to the workshop a

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Sun, 09/14/2025 - 08:03

The bear ambled up to the workshop a few minutes later.
"What did you make for me today?" he said, salivating.
"Sweet potatoes and apples," the Ranger said, pointing at containers. "Oh. I also made you some Fun Meals."
The bear picked up one of the Fun Meal bags and looked at it curiously. He shook out the sandwich, unwrapped it, and tossed it into his mouth. He chewed it up experimentally and swallowed. "Ooh! These are good." He ate another. And another. from *Bearly Belieavable*.

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@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Sun, 09/14/2025 - 07:25

Does any kind of spirituality play a role in your story?

In 2023, I answered a similar question this way: https://wandering.shop/@stevendbrewer/111627351548007353

Most of my stories are pretty atheistic. But I am actually writing a story right now where the magic system is spirit based: hedge witches can interact with spirits, both of the deceased and others.

<p>The Hendersons Blues Band is playing

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Sat, 09/13/2025 - 13:42

The Hendersons Blues Band is playing at the Taste of Northampton!

<p>Ooh! Someone must have bought a copy

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Sat, 09/13/2025 - 11:55

Ooh! Someone must have bought a copy of *senokulvitre* yesterday! https://www.amazon.com/dp/1491276940

I've also sold two copies of *Premitaj Floroj* recently. ❤️

<p>Deathwatch beetles are pretty cool

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Sat, 09/13/2025 - 07:56

Deathwatch beetles are pretty cool but, on the whole, I'm guess I'm glad my house is constructed all of cedar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deathwatch_beetle

<p>&quot;Hey! Hey!&quot; Brunhilde

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Sat, 09/13/2025 - 07:39

"Hey! Hey!" Brunhilde called to Forrest. "Why do red-winged blackbirds have epaulets."
"For the same reason olives have pimentos," he said.
She sighed dramatically at this obvious raillery.
"Hey! Hey! Am I bugging you with all my questions?"
"No," said the bear.
"Yes," said Forrest. (2/2)

<p>&quot;Hey! Hey!&quot; Brunhilde said

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Sat, 09/13/2025 - 07:39

"Hey! Hey!" Brunhilde said. "What are epaulets for?"
"I don't wear clothes," the bear said. "Maybe you should ask a red-winged blackbird."
"Birds don't wear clothes!" she laughed.
"But they have epaulets."
Brunhilde was silent while she considered this paradox. (1/2)

<p>This otter will bite you.</p

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Fri, 09/12/2025 - 18:26

This otter will bite you.

<p>Straw Dog Writers Guild presents

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Fri, 09/12/2025 - 16:46

Straw Dog Writers Guild presents *Addressing social concerns while preserving cultural identity in children’s literature,* a Zoom workshop on Sept 20 at 10:30am Eastern. https://strawdogwriters.org/event/addressing-social-concerns-while-preserving-cultural-identity-in-childrens-literature

<p>Drinking antisocially / Mi devis

@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop - Fri, 09/12/2025 - 16:38

Drinking antisocially / Mi devis esti ĉirkaŭ aliaj homoj, do nun drinkas.

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