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Authorship

My first piece of speculative fiction in English has been accepted for publication by Water Dragon Publishing. It's a swashbuckling tale of piracy and airships called The Third Time's the Charm. It's been a real adventure submitting stories, getting rejections, getting an acceptance, and then discovering how deep the rabbit hole goes when you publish something. I had the idea that something gets accepted for publication and then, like, you start writing the next thing. Nooooooo. No, now you have revisions to make, reviewers to identify, covers to approve, proofs to check, etc., etc. Death, as they say, is just the beginning.

As part of this, I've set up a separate identity for myself as an author, with separate social media accounts and a separate blog at stevendbrewer.com. I intend to keep blogging here but as myself, rather than as my author persona.

I haven't written much here in the past couple of years: It's been a rough time. I might be ready to write about it soon. But not yet.

International Mother Language Day Activity

For International Mother Language Day, I propose the following activity: Construct a corsage or bouquet that conveys a secret message in floriography (the language of flowers) that honestly describes yourself, where the significances of the flowers have complementary meanings in both Victorian and Japanese traditions.

For extra credit, create similar arrangements for one or more of your acquaintances.

Salutations

Over the past few years, faculty have found something new to complain about. They used to complain bitterly about students who forgot to silence their cell phones in class. And faculty would rail about how unbelievably thoughtless it was for students to do this. Who could IMAGINE such rudeness!?! Then, one day, faculty just quit. The reason, of course, was that they themselves got a cell phone and discovered that it was incredibly easy to forget to silence your cell phone before class. Once it had happened to them — in church or at a movie or in their own f***ing class — they realized that maybe this wasn't the hill to die on.

Lately, it has been about email from students. Faculty love to get on their high horse about email communications from students, railing to one another about how rude students are. And some are now providing students a guide to email communications in their syllabus. Here's a nice one from a writing center: Effective email Communication.

OK. We've all gotten email that was thoughtless or poorly written. But c'mon. They tell students that they need to use a salutation and a closing, like a business letter. Stupid. Email is a memo, not a letter. It has a "To:" line. Now, it's true that if I send a letter to someone I don't know — or if I sent a letter to one person and copy others — a salutation to make clear to whom the letter is written might be helpful. But mostly, it's just ballast. The same with a closing. You should be using a properly structured signature block.

Now, it may be true that showing some additional care -- or stroking the ego of a fragile faculty member -- may score some points with some people. So I'm not saying it's necessarily bad advice to be aware of these expectations and tread carefully when you're not sure. But the tender snowflakes getting pissed off if someone doesn't conform to one is just pathetic. Get over yourselves.

Government Investment

This week, David Brooks describes how innovation may transform the economy over the next few decades.

[…] what if we gradually created a world with clean cheap energy, driverless cars and more energetic productive years in our lives?

He says, "Government investment has spurred a lot of this progress." But remember: the Republicans have crushed the ability of the government to invest in anything. The austerity imposed on government spending since Reagan has left Universities on their knees and a whole generation — maybe two — of promising young scientists have given up on academia, unable to make a living.

Basic research is fundamental to creating the opportunities for innovation. But that's precisely what's gotten choked off. I'm not saying that the reason you don't have a flying car is because of the Republicans, but we'll never know how many additional avenues for innovation have been missed because people weren't looking.

The Long National Nightmare Ends: Biden Inaugurated

Four years ago, like the majority of people, I was horror struck by the election of Donald Trump. But I was not surprised. I had recognized the strong anti-establishment fervor in the country and realized that, in spite of her eminent qualifications, Hillary Clinton was the wrong choice for the moment. In large part, the dissatisfaction was the Democrats' failure to successfully deliver on many of the needs of ordinary Americans. There were many reasons for this.

Barack Obama was extremely cautious as President. I believe he recognized the historic nature of the first Black presidency and wanted to make sure his administration was free of scandal and avoidable failures. But this resulted in choosing safer, less risky alternatives when choosing among options. For all the Republicans tried to find even a whiff of scandal in his administration, the greatest problem they ever found was that he wore a tan suit one time.

Obama expended a huge amount of his political capital trying to reach out to Republicans. He genuinely believed he could be a transformative figure in American politics and tried to bridge the divide between Democrats and Republicans. They ruthlessly exploited his overtures and unified against him to minimize his accomplishments. But he wasted a lot of time and made a lot of concessions and got nothing in return.

There was a point where a lot of people were disappointed with Obama's lack of accomplishments and some joked, "Where are my rainbows and unicorns?" But this was always projection with Obama. He was always a center-right technocrat. He was never a populist or leftist. We got Obamacare which, for all its flaws, was a huge accomplishment and which the Republicans have spent 10 years fruitlessly trying to overturn. But we also got a huge increase in the drone wars and deportations. The post recession stimulus was nowhere near large enough and in his second term, he was paralyzed by Congress and limited to what he could accomplish by executive order. All of which could be quickly undone when Trump took over.

Now that the long national nightmare of Trump is over, I'm looking at Biden and trying to make sense of what he's likely to do. On the one hand, he's also presenting himself as the unity candidate, seeking to unify both parties. But, at the same time, he has several things Obama did not. For one thing, he has 36 years of experience in the Senate. This is undoubtedly going to give him a leg up. He's also been inside the White House before, which will help him hit the ground running. Finally — to be blunt — he's white. As we've all learned, this might make a significant difference — especially with the racist Republican scumbags he has to work with.

Launching Simultaneous Processes

A student in my course is looking for a way to launch processes simultaneously on multiple raspberry pi computers. It was not immediately apparent to me how to do this, but the first thing that came to mind was "at" which lets you schedule a process to launch "at" a particular time. To test, I set up two rasberry pis: mahiro and poneo.

I wrote a python script:

----now.py----
#! /usr/bin/python3
import time
ns = time.time_ns()
timestamp = time.strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S", time.localtime())
print(f'"{timestamp}",{ns}')
file = open("/home/pi/attest/time.txt","a")
file.write(f'"{timestamp}",{ns}\n')
file.close()

a shell script to invoke it:

----now.sh----
#! /bin/sh
/usr/bin/python3 /home/pi/attest/now.py

I put that on two pis, made sure the timezone was set to eastern, then used a script on my laptop to invoke it:

----attest.sh----
#! /bin/bash
ssh pi@mahiro at -f /home/pi/attest/now.sh "$1 today"
ssh pi@poneo at -f /home/pi/attest/now.sh "$1 today"

So, this uses ssh to talk to the pis and runs the "at" command to run the bash script at a particular time today. Then I tell the script what time to run, e.g.
./attest.sh 10:30am

And then the script invokes the processes on the same second on both pis. Here are the results:
----poneo----
"2020-11-10 10:22:00",1605021720479176213
"2020-11-10 10:29:00",1605022140756637058
"2020-11-10 10:30:01",1605022201055563711
"2020-11-10 10:31:00",1605022260561006216
----mahiro----
"2020-11-10 10:22:00",1605021720479176213
"2020-11-10 10:29:00",1605022140295769154
"2020-11-10 10:30:00",1605022200649709852
"2020-11-10 10:31:00",1605022260111136737

The first time, it worked PERFECTLY -- the nanosecond time readings are identical. In the other ones, they're not even always within the same second. But pretty close.

So, now we need to decide whether this is close enough or if we need to find another approach.

Language of Flowers

Language of flowers in Dragon Maid

I've been aware of the Language of Flowers for a while. I probably became aware of it first through Japanese anime. I seem to recall that one of the first episodes of Naruto has a scene about the language of flowers. More recently, I loved the scene in Dragon Maid where Saikawa gives Kanna shepherd's purse, which has the meaning "I'll offer you everything" according to her book.

Recently, we watched the movie Enola in which the Language of Flowers plays a small but significant role. And it turns out that the Language of Flowers was also a thing in Victorian England. Who knew!

Wikipedia, reliably, has a good summary about the Language of Flowers and has a link to a beautifully illustrated book from circa 1900 entitled Language of Flowers. According to Wikipedia, the Japanese language of flowers is called Hanakotoba but it isn't clear whether they're completely independent or not.

I've been writing haiku for years about flowers but had never considered using the Language of Flowers as a source of inspiration. Just recently I wrote a haiku about ferns:

According to the Greenaway, ferns mean "Fascination".

I also recently wrote a haiku about Goldenrod:

Golden Rod (two words) means "Precaution."

I don't know that I'll want to use the English language of flowers or Hanakotoba for haiku. But it's something to think about. And potentially a source of inspiration.

unapologetic

you always stood up tall
the times I chanced to pass this way
your silent eloquence to all
a comfort every day

but now i stand alone
beside the place you used to be
a testament you still provide
to those with eyes to see

Catchphrases

During our morning chat, Phil referenced Johnny Dangerously's catchphrase, "Once!" and so I asked him what his catchphrase is. He didn't reply immediately, so I helpfully suggested a couple of possibilities like "Aclarity" and "We're not just stotting around, here!"

He replied, "Heels touch ground when Slavs squat around!"

I said that sounded like a pretty weird catchphrase to me, but it turns out to be a reference to some offensive video I hadn't seen before about squatting. This is part of Philip's never ending quest to trick me into watch weird movement videos.

In any case, I subsequently asked Lucy what her catchphrase was and, after a moment of reflection she said, "I dunno." Then she brightened and said, "Hey! Maybe *that's* my catchphrase!"

Five minutes later, she asked me, "Hey, hey! So what's your catchphrase?"

Upon a moment of reflection, having completely forgotten what we were talking about five minutes ago, I said, "I dunno." Then I brightened and said, "Hey! We have the *same* catchphrase!"

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