Lance Armstrong

I've never been one for worshiping heros of any kind and, although I didn't start watching the Tour specifically to see Lance, it was exciting to watch him race. And those memories are now despoiled, knowing that he was just another cheater and liar.

People are excited about his upcoming appearance on Oprah. I thought Dave Winer's response was the most appropriate:

I can't imagine why anyone cares what Lance Armstrong says. He's a cold liar. I don't care why he says he lied. It's sure to be a lie.

With this in mind, I saw CNN's 12 Lance Armstrong Quotes to Know and decided to create my own list:

Top Ten Lance Armstrong Quotes

1. I didn't use performance enhancing drugs.
2. I'm telling you the truth.
3. I'm not lying.
4. I'm really not lying.
5. I'm not lying to you now.
6. I'm still not lying.
7. This isn't a lie.
8. This isn't a lie either.
9. I would never, ever lie to you.
10. I am not a liar.