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<p>Brundhilde counted twice to make

Fri, 10/17/2025 - 13:24

Brundhilde counted twice to make sure.
"That's strange," she said. "Lambda only has four toes."
"Lambda is a dog."
"But you kinda look like a dog."
"I beg your pardon!" he said.
"If I fly high enough," Forrest said. "You both look like insects." (2/2)

<p>&quot;Hey! Hey!&quot; Brunhilde

Fri, 10/17/2025 - 13:24

"Hey! Hey!" Brunhilde called, running across the grass.
The bear turned and waited until she arrived.
"Yes?" he asked. He waited patiently while she caught her breath.
"How many toes do you have?" she asked.
"Huh?"
"How many toes do you have?"
He held a paw out and let her . (1/2)

<p>After dinner, she wrote for a while

Thu, 10/16/2025 - 21:43

After dinner, she wrote for a while in her journal. But she soon fell asleep.
She awoke to find herself being carried to bed.
"Did you see?" she yawned.
"I did!" Kasseh said. "We will have to celebrate tomorrow."
"Tomorrow…" Cecelia echoed, and fell back to sleep in Kasseh's arms. (3/3)

<p>When she arrived, she peeked into

Thu, 10/16/2025 - 21:43

When she arrived, she peeked into the jewelry shop. She could see at once that Kasseh was in one her manic phases, hyperfocused on whatever it was she was working on. Cecelia sighed and quietly slipped upstairs. She recut the stem, put the rosebud in a vase, and set it on the table. (2/3)

<p>Lady Cecelia felt like celebrating.

Thu, 10/16/2025 - 21:43

Lady Cecelia felt like celebrating. One of the unique variety of roses she had rescued from the Queen's rose garden, with much patience and persistence, had finally started to bloom. With her clippers, she cut a single and, wrapping it in paper, carried it home to show Kasseh. (1/3)

<p>maturaj fruktoj… sed la birdoj

Wed, 10/15/2025 - 15:35

maturaj fruktoj… sed la birdoj atendos, ĝis fermentitaj / ripe fruits… but the birds will wait, until fermented

<p>&quot;There are bot flies that lay

Wed, 10/15/2025 - 09:22

"There are bot flies that lay eggs on people. The maggots burrow into your skin and live in your flesh. They stick a bristle up through your skin to breathe, and…" She suddenly realized that he was horror struck with revulsion.
"That's awesome!" the girl said. "Where can I get one!" (3/3)

<p>&quot;Ah!&quot; Totemo said.

Wed, 10/15/2025 - 09:22

"Ah!" Totemo said. "Good eye! That's a leaf miner. Insect larvae eat a path through the leaf. See how it gets wider as they grow? There are even , twig, and needle miners!"
"I'm glad there's nothing like that in people!" a boy said.
"Actually," Totemo said, warming to the subject. (2/3)

<p>Totemo Isogashii and Lambda led a

Wed, 10/15/2025 - 09:22

Totemo Isogashii and Lambda led a crowd of school children on a field trip. Lambda led them while Totemo pointed out features of plants and animals they encountered.
"What's this?" a little girl said, pointing at a leaf. A winding circuitous path was visible through the leaf's surface. (1/3)

<p>Watching people who use commercial

Tue, 10/14/2025 - 22:38

Watching people who use commercial operating systems (or social media services) is like watching frogs in the water as it gets hotter and hotter.

<p>Apple computer.</p

Tue, 10/14/2025 - 13:45

Apple computer.

<p>&quot;It&#39;s not an umbrella: It&

Tue, 10/14/2025 - 08:22

"It's not an umbrella: It's a parasol," he said, bandying semantics like a pro.
"But why do you have it?" she pressed.
"To me from the deadly actinic rays of the sun."
"It makes you look like a fop," she said, brightly.
"I prefer the more technical term 'flâneur,'" he said. (2/2)

<p>The elderly gentleman strolled

Tue, 10/14/2025 - 08:22

The elderly gentleman strolled through the park. He was elegantly dressed for the hot, sunny weather, wearing a light-colored linen shirt and multi-colored vest. He carried a parasol with little pompoms around the edge.
"Why do you have an umbrella?" asked a little girl in the park. (1/2)

<p>Once the water finished draining

Mon, 10/13/2025 - 13:01

Once the water finished draining through, Zsazsa removed the cone and handed the cup to Booboo who accepted it.
She inspected it suspiciously. "It looks like coffee." Then she tasted it. "It tastes like coffee! It's good! But I still want my cream and sugar."
"How barbaric, Darling!" (4/4)

<p>Zsazsa took a pot off the stove and

Mon, 10/13/2025 - 13:01

Zsazsa took a pot off the stove and poured boiling water in circular patterns over the grounds. The scent of fresh coffee filled the air.
"It really does smell like coffee!" Booboo said.
"There are lots of ways to make coffee," Zsazsa confided. "But this one is supposed to be best." (3/4)

<p>She walked over where Zsazsa had an

Mon, 10/13/2025 - 13:01

She walked over where Zsazsa had an object that looked like an inverted cone of glass and set it over a cup. She set a piece of paper in it, and measured out two scoops of dark granules of something.
"Ew," said Booboo. "What's that?"
"That's what ground coffee beans look like." (2/4)

<p>Booboo came downstairs at Mama-san&

Mon, 10/13/2025 - 13:01

Booboo came downstairs at Mama-san's Izakaya, yawning. She walked over to the replicator to make herself coffee.
"Would like a cup of coffee?" Zsazsa asked.
"I can just punch it in myself," Booboo replied.
"No, Darling! Let me make you one!"
"Make one?" Booboo said, curiosity piqued. (1/4)

<p>There&#39;s been a dramatic uptick

Mon, 10/13/2025 - 12:42

There's been a dramatic uptick in book review and promotion scams over the past month. I've always gotten a steady trickle of them, but it's become a torrent. The one I got last night was a different model than what I've seen before, but was very similar to one in this post by Writer Beware: https://writerbeware.blog/2025/09/19/return-of-the-nigerian-prince-redux-beware-book-club-and-book-review-scams/

Grr. Given how hard writers have to work for peanuts already, going after them as a population is like kicking people when they're down. Why not kick puppies, while you're at it.

<p><a href="https://wandering.shop/tags

Mon, 10/13/2025 - 07:06

Are you motivated to write by internal drive or external goals?

There is a small demon that whispers, "Write or else I will make sure you can never sleep! Write or be condemned to relive the same part of your fantasy every night! Write or you will never know what happens next!"

On the other side is a tiny angel who whispers, "Write and I will help you visit far away lands where magic is real! Write and you can run with NeoBoxers and fly with owls. Write and find true love!"

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